I can't go to hell!
Satan has a restraining order on me! >:(

WAI HELLO THAR! _(:3 」∠)_

Welcome to my website! This website is a place where I can express myself freely and without judgement. It's also my love letter to the internet for raising me to be awesome (and also traumatising me, but that just adds to the awesomeness).

I've had mostly unsupervised access to the internet since I was about three years old, when I taught myself to read (via Garfield comics). As you might imagine, this may or may not have had catastrophic effects on my development. But my evil twin, Normie Gloom, who was raised by our parents instead of YouTube, is far scarier to think about... so I don't. Back into the basement with you! Haha. >.> Anyways...

I'm so grateful to my early internet days. I can't imagine who I'd be if it weren't for YouTubers like BaniTheKitty and SplashKittyArtist. Flash games, Skype conversations, Roblox roleplays and Minecraft pre-combat update... Everything has changed so much it's hard to wrap my head around. But it makes me really happy to see people trying to keep tradition alive, even with how disheartening things have been in recent times. This place was made for us!

Feel free to poke around, and if you want to, leave a message in my guestbook! This website was very newly created, so there's not too much to see yet, but stay tuned!